a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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