He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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