Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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