Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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