just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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