How'd it feel making her break her religion?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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