we're blogging at a bar
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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