Can i not drive my cunt home
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
sex in a hospital.. check
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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