Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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