Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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