im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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