Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
His nipple licking is glorious
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