We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What a dumb baby whore.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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