wat bout pragnant strippers??
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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