I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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