she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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