Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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