Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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