bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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