I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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