Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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