who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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