My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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