I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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