Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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