Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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