he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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