Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
