I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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