He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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