Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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