me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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