$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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