dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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