The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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