i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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