I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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