Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
