when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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