So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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