i just had sex bonerless
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
