FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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