yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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