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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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