rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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