omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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