At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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