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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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