if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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