garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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