Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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