there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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