these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
True college students do jello shots in the library
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