Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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