what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Randomize
